I want to apologize to readers and to myself for being a raging pussy. I was running out of things to talk about since, well you know, being unemployed and all doesn’t really produce a lot of interesting stories. Therefore, I had to share some mundane bullshit about my second bout of newfound freedom, my generic social life and how I love it so much.
This blog should only be about things related to Wall Street, the senseless spending of money, pleasures derived from money, and the borderline narcissistic behavior that I exhibit from time to time.
The CFA Level 1 is proving harder than I thought. I have a tendency to have trouble concentrating on one thing for an extended period of time, as I do one thing and feel the urge to move on to another. I don’t like getting “hung up” on things. Some people call that ADD but that would be a wrong diagnosis because I’m still able to read books in one sitting. I prefer calling it a tendency to ‘come, fuck shit up, and leave’. Because of this and some other difficulties, I surfed Analyst Forum for suggestions on studying. What did I end up doing? I bought the Kaplan Schweser CFA PremiumPlus Package for roughly $1500 about 2 weeks ago. On the website, the package is described for that “added confidence – when failure is not an option.” Brilliant.
See, that’s one of the ways I solve my problems, by throwing MONEY at them and watching as these problems disappear like magic. How long this kind of erratic behavior can sustain itself, I don’t know. Gotta spend money to make money.
American Express Premier Rewards Gold Card. This shit is sexy.
I recently got approved to carry one of these around. Yes, that’s right, what you are seeing is my American Express Premier Rewards Gold Card. No idea how I managed to swing one considering I’m unemployed at the moment; well probably because I have impeccable credit history and I’m not viewed as a flight risk.
Of course, this card is nowhere near the level of prestige of an American Express Centurion Black Card. You whip that out anywhere and females will IMMEDIATELY start swooning. Not even a SHAMWOW can soak up their dripping wet pussies.
“If you have a dream, you have to protect it. Don’t let someone tell you that you can’t do something. People can’t do something themselves, so they tell you that you can’t do it. If you want something, go get it.”
“It’s about finding out what you can be in this world. Defining it. Controlling it. And saying I will take what is mine.”
“If you have a dream, you have to protect it. Don’t let someone tell you that you can’t do something. People can’t do something themselves, so they tell you that you can’t do it. If you want something, go get it.”
“It’s about finding out what you can be in this world. Defining it. Controlling it. And saying I will take what is mine.”
Wall Street Broker 
I just came across you blog, just four years after you’ve stopped. Then again, this is probably your first comment you’ve ever had and you may not give a shit.